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Ian Goldstein

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How I Make $5,000 Every Month — Even Though I’m Always On A Rollercoaster

Passive income is easier when you’re having fun

Jun 7, 2022

How I Make $5,000 Every Month — Even Though I’m Always On A Rollercoaster

Jun 7, 2022

A random thought as 30 approaches

A brief rant.

Jun 1, 2021

A random thought as 30 approaches

Jun 1, 2021

It’s All Exhausting

You have to exercise.

May 11, 2021

It’s All Exhausting

May 11, 2021

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Seriously, Why Do I Need To Chew My Food Before Swallowing?

Break down my food first? How about I break down you?

Feb 20, 2021

Seriously, Why Do I Need To Chew My Food Before Swallowing?

Feb 20, 2021

Jeff Bezos’ First Day After Stepping Down as Amazon CEO

It’s not exactly retirement, but it’s close.

Feb 4, 2021

Jeff Bezos’ First Day After Stepping Down as Amazon CEO

Feb 4, 2021

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Slackjaw

Lists You’ll Never Make It Onto

Life is a never-ending series of prestigious lists you don’t qualify for.

Dec 17, 2020

Lists You’ll Never Make It Onto

Dec 17, 2020

Comedy Writer Mike Sacks Thinks Most Gen X Movies Were Bullshit…And Now He’s Written One

Over the last few years, comedy writer Mike Sacks, author of NYTimes bestseller Poking a Dead Frog, has begun publishing comedic…

Dec 9, 2020

Comedy Writer Mike Sacks Thinks Most Gen X Movies Were Bullshit…And Now He’s Written One

Dec 9, 2020

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Slackjaw

When To Wear Your New Cycling Outfit And Why It’s All The Time

The world must know you can ride a bike.

Nov 2, 2020

When To Wear Your New Cycling Outfit And Why It’s All The Time

Nov 2, 2020

How Showering & Anxious Plane Rides Help Comedian Jhanelle Dennis Get Her Writing Done

Speaking with the Toronto native about finding her voice in comedy.

Oct 7, 2020

How Showering & Anxious Plane Rides Help Comedian Jhanelle Dennis Get Her Writing Done

Oct 7, 2020

Musings On Being Furloughed Before Labor Day Weekend

Why can’t I finish anything?

Sep 7, 2020

Musings On Being Furloughed Before Labor Day Weekend

Sep 7, 2020

Ian Goldstein

Ian Goldstein

Writer/producer/person based in Brooklyn. Work in: New Yorker, McSweeney’s, Vulture, Slackjaw, Points In Case. I eat many doughnuts, regardless of my funds.

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